What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

What is the reasoning behind conspiracy theorists claiming that there were multiple shooters involved in the JFK assassination?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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